Beam Me Up - 11oz Alien Abduction Ceramic Mug

For when Earth feels a little too exhausting. Whether you're calling in divine intervention or just manifesting an escape plan, this mug is your daily dose of cosmic humor and quiet rebellion. Sip, stare into the void, and let the beam take you home.

Product Features
☕ 11oz ceramic mug – just enough fuel to survive this planet
🌌 Microwave & dishwasher safe – even during intergalactic emergencies
🛸 For space cases, dreamers, and people who’ve had enough