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Beam Me Up - Unisex Urban Heavy Tee
Beam Me Up - Unisex Urban Heavy Tee
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Because Earth is ghetto, and you’re ready to leave. This heavyweight cotton tee is perfect for those who’ve had enough of human nonsense. With a boxy fit and soft, durable fabric, it's your go-to for signaling to aliens—or just avoiding people.
Product Details:
🔥 100% combed cotton – thick, breathable, and comfy
⚡ Boxy urban fit – effortlessly cool
💪 Tear-away tags – no itchy distractions
🛸 Certified UFO Landing Gear – perfect for alien abductions and existential dread
Size Guide (inches):
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.50 | 25.00 | 7.00 |
| S | 20.50 | 26.00 | 7.50 |
| M | 22.50 | 27.00 | 8.00 |
| L | 24.50 | 28.00 | 8.50 |
| XL | 26.50 | 29.00 | 9.00 |
| 2XL | 28.50 | 30.00 | 9.50 |
| 3XL | 30.50 | 31.00 | 10.00 |
Perfect for space enthusiasts, introverts, and people done with this planet.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lane Seven LS16005, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print, Do not dryclean
