Okay Satan Maybe Today - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Temptation? Considered. This heavy cotton tee delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm and sin, making it ideal for those days when you're almost on your best behavior. Made from 100% US-grown cotton, it’s soft, durable, and built for whatever chaos the day brings.

Product Details:
🔥 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) – breathable, soft, and sustainably sourced
⚡ Classic unisex fit – relaxed, comfortable, and easy to style
💪 No side seams – smooth construction for all-day wear
🪶 Tear-away label – no scratchy distractions
🌿 Ethically sourced & Oeko-Tex certified – made with sustainability in mind

Size Guide (inches):

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve Length
S	18.00	28.00	15.62
M	20.00	29.00	17.00
L	22.00	30.00	18.50
XL	24.00	31.00	20.00
2XL	26.00	32.00	21.50
3XL	28.00	33.00	22.87
4XL	30.00	34.00	24.25
5XL	32.00	35.00	25.37

Perfect for heathens, skeptics, and anyone who likes their humor a little devilish.