Whiskey, Cause Lesbians Scare Me - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Whiskey? Essential. Lesbians? Terrifying (but in a good way). This heavyweight cotton tee is for anyone who knows their limits—and respects the power of sapphic energy. Made from durable, structured cotton, it’s soft enough for all-day wear and bold enough to turn heads. Whether you're ordering a double at the bar or just making a statement, this tee does the talking for you.

Product Details:

🔥 Heavyweight cotton for a structured, durable feel
⚡ Unisex fit that works for everyone
💪 Tear-away label for all-day comfort
🥃 Perfect for whiskey lovers, queer icons & nervous admirers
🚫 Sapphic panic sold separately

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